Champion English

While trying some garlic fried peanuts, I think manufactured either in Taiwan or Hong Kong, I came across something heartbreaking...

The poor oxygen absorber is to be forbiden from eating. =(

I know it's a little lame because there're plenty of examples of broken English... but somehow the way the sentences on this packet were constructed especially tickled me that I just had to post this for my own record. (^o^)